Jose Canseco has always been one to turn anything into a money making opportunity, even if that means sacrificing pride or looking like a total psychopath in the process.
Canseco’s latest money making plan though leaves you further questioning his mental state as he’s looking to sell his detached finger that he shot off on eBay.
I will soon put the finger that fell off in the poker tournament on eBay for sale
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
The eBay ad will read slightly used middle finger with 462 home runs could be used as a stirring straw for drinks
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/534497403064160256
maybe I will make it a package the chrome 45 caliber Remington with the finger both for sale a package deal
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 18, 2014
Canseco though may find it hard to finish out his auction as Deadspin points out that the selling of human body parts (for non medical use) or firearms are against eBay policy. So unless you’re a high school biology teacher looking to dissect the finger of a former base brother than unfortunately Mr. Canseco is out of luck.
