Detroit

Big news outta Comerica Park on Tuesday as the Tigers announced that Matt Shepard will officially take over play-by-play duties for the team in 2019.

But hold your shit everyone, that wasnโ€™t the only surprise the team had in store for the lucky fans.

Not only will โ€œShepโ€ get the play-by-play, but the human doses of NyQuil in Kirk Gibson and Jack Morris will officially split the color duties alongside the Tigersโ€™ new TV guy.

Via Mlive.com:

Last September, when Detroit Tigers television announcers Mario Impemba and Rod Allen were abruptly yanked from the broadcast booth after a post-game incident in Chicago, it was Matt Shepard who was sent to Guaranteed Rate Field the next day to do the broadcast on short notice.

Shepard, a veteran of the Detroit sports media scene who handled Tigers play-by-play duties during the final month of the 2018 season, will get the job on a permanent basis in 2019.

FOX Sports Detroit has called a press briefing on Tuesday morning to announce the move.

Allen will also be replaced by in-house options: Former Tigers Jack Morris and Kirk Gibson, who both have called games for the Tigers regularly in recent years, will split the full-time duties.

Iโ€™ll tell you what, Chris Ilitch is a goddamn genius. Get any combination of these guys in the booth and fans will be asleep by the third inning. Itโ€™s brilliant, especially on the cusp of what we can only assume will be a shitty 2019 season of fighting for the cellar in the AL Central. Itโ€™ll be like it never happened!

Iโ€™ll tell ya what though, Iโ€™m sure come August Tigers fans will be begging for a post game brawl over a broadcast booth chair in the south side of Chicago.