Great American

Major League Baseball just announced the teams for the Mid-Summer Classic to be played in Cincinnati next week. With a mixture of fan and player votes, some of the games best players will square off to decide home field advantage.

Here’s the list of guys that both leagues are happy they aren’t fighting for anything. Quite frankly, everyone is happy that they are all staying home. The game would probably be a three hit, 17 error, one run tie game that the commissioner would call before the beginning of the fourth inning to avoid losing any more fans.

Without further ado, The Majors Sports Network presents the 2015 MLB Anti-All Stars!

National League

Shortstop Jimmy Rollins
Shortstop Jimmy Rollins

Catcher: Jarrod Saltalamacchia – Arizona Diamondbacks

Stats: .169/.279/.303, 2 HR, 5 RBI, -0.6 WAR

1st Baseman: Ryan Howard – Philadelphia Phillies

Stats: .218/.265/.435, 14 HR, 41 RBI, -1.1 WAR

2nd Baseman: Chase Utley – Philadelphia Phillies

Stats: .179/.257/.275, 4 HR, 25 RBI, -1.3 WAR

3rd Baseman: Chris Johnson – Atlanta Braves

Stats: .232/.280/.313, 1 HR, 7 RBI, -0.6 WAR

Shortstop: Jimmy Rollins – Los Angeles Dodgers

Stats: .209/.263/.320, 7 HR, 26 RBI, -0.8 WAR

Outfield: Cody Asche – Philadelphia Phillies

Stats: .251/.288/.352, 4 HR, 11 RBI, -1.1 WAR

Outfield: Billy Hamilton – Cincinnati Reds

Stats: .221/.271/.290, 3 HR, 19 RBI, 0.3 WAR

Outfield: Jayson Werth – Washington Nationals

Stats: .208/.294/.287, 2 HR, 12 RBI, -1.0 WAR

Pitcher: Kyle Lohse – Milwaukee Brewers

Stats: 103.0 IP, 6.29 ERA, 1.43 WHIP, 5-10 W/L

Pitcher: Kyle Kendrick – Colorado Rockies

Stats: 102.0 IP, 6.00 ERA, 1.45 WHIP, 3-10 W/L

Pitcher: Jonathan Broxton – Milwaukee Brewers

Stats: 32.0 IP, 6.75 ERA, 1.53 WHIP, 1-2 W/L

American League

Pitcher Rick Porcello
Pitcher Rick Porcello

Catcher: Rene Rivera – Tampa Bay Rays

Stats: .167/.204/.278, 4 HR, 19 RBI, -1.7 WAR

1st Baseman: Mark Trumbo – Seattle Mariners

Stats: .182/.209/.239, 1 HR, 5 RBI, 0.2 WAR

2nd Baseman: Carlos Sanchez – Chicago White Sox

Stats: .166/.208/.221, 0 HR, 10 RBI, -1.0 WAR

3rd Baseman: Conor Gillaspie – Chicago White Sox

Stats: .243/.282/.373, 3 HR, 15 RBI, -0.5 WAR

Shortstop: Danny Santana – Minnesota Twins

Stats: .213/.234/.287, 0 HR, 14 RBI, -1.6 WAR

Outfielder: Alex Rios – Kansas City Royals

Stats: .227/.255/.270, 1 HR, 12 RBI, -1.1 WAR

Outfielder: Matt Joyce – Los Angeles Angels

Stats: .194/.285/.327, 5 HR, 19 RBI, -0.7 WAR

Outfielder: Dustin Ackley – Seattle Mariners

Stats: .208/.273/.352, 5 HR, 15 RBI, -0.7 WAR

Pitcher: Rick Porcello – Boston Red Sox

Stats: 94.2 IP, 6.08 ERA, 1.40 WHIP, 4-9 W/L

Pitcher: CC Sabathia – New York Yankees

Stats: 95.0 IP, 5.59 ERA, 1.40 WHIP, 3-8 W/L

Pitcher: Dan Jennings – Chicago White Sox

Stats: 24.0 IP, 7.50 ERA, 1.67 WHIP, 1-2 W/L