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So what do you get for the Kobe Bryant fan who has everything?

How about a commemorative, limited-edition, New Era Kobe hat that will set you a back a mere $38K?

That’s right, since the Lakers have completely sucked in Kobe’s final season, the team is going to make the most of the situation in the most LA way they can.

According to ESPN’s Darren Rovell, the hat (which really isn’t a limited edition since only eight were made) consist of 3.5 ounces of 18-karat gold that forms his No. 24 and pressed against lamb and snakeskin.

But don’t worry Lakers fans!

If you’re still trying to pay off your Aston Martin the Lakers are selling eight other hats that consist of yellow diamonds and gold snakeskin for $24K . OR if you’re one of the peasants living in Lipstick City you can always settle for the same hat adorned with Swarovski crystals for $248.24.