So the Tennessee Titans are now just two wins away from winning a Super Bowl and given the way they’ve played these last two weeks, it seems like Mike Vrabel is destined to lose his penis.
Going on the road and beating the Patriots is one thing, however, carrying over that momentum to last night to not just beat the best team in the AFC but completely annihilate them is the football gods telling the Universe that little Mike’s days may, in fact, be numbered
Taylor Lewan seems to be ready for the moment…
Obviously there’s plenty of questions surrounding what’s looking like the inevitable if Derrick Henry keeps on rushing for almost 200 yards on a weekly basis, like what does his wife think about all of this?
Apparently she’s willing to do her best Lorena Bobbitt impression to help snip the little guy off.
It seems like the Universe is against your penis Mike. I hope you know what you got yourself into.
