The Peace and Love Teams
The Peace and Love team for each league is made up of the player at each position that has the lowest Wins Above Replacement (WAR).
Do you get it, they hate WAR, therefor are all about peace and love. It’s a stretch, I know. But if you put any value in that metric, they are the worst players at their positions in their leagues.
There is no amount of games played or plate appearances required to make this team, you just have to have the lowest WAR.