Rodriguez Cleans Out His Closet

By now everyone knows Rich Rodriguez was 86’d by Michigan a last week and because of that Rodriguez apparently doesn’t want anything from Michigan lingering around in his closet.
Rodriguez donated 432 Michigan related items to the Salvation Army in Metro Detroit.
I guess everything that was maize and blue had to go.
The clothes couldn’t fit in the shredder so it was put in trash bags, like that garbage defense he had for the past three years. I wonder if the defensive playbook would be among the items. Maybe the list of special teams standouts? Or perhaps the instructions on how to force your system down your team’s throat. How about the handbook on trying to recruit a quarterback and run off a big time quarterback in the process? What about the shirt from the Gator Bowl or one of those ridiculous wristbands?
I know he did a somewhat noble deed by giving stuff he’ll never wear again to the Salvation Army. He probably never wore a lot of that stuff anyway. Good riddance.