The NCAA Tournament isn’t only a time for intense single-elimination basketball, it’s a time for making nonsensical predictions on multiple brackets. We’re not all about that here, at lease when it comes to the multiple brackets (you’ll see we’re okay with an absurd prediction here and there) so here’s our predictions for the Final Four.

Now there’s excuse for any of use to proclaim bracket success with the Final Four because here’s our predictions set in internet stone.