Lions

So, we know the esteem and respect I hold the average Detroit sports fan in, Lions fans included. What with their thin skinned, fall in love with average players and despise their legends. They tend to revile a basketball team that at least has shown most of them a championship in their lifetime and tolerate a hockey team that has paid them back with four championships in less than 20 years and would perhaps have run Al Kaline out of town if they had their wayโ€ฆ but they love them some Detroit Lions.

It doesnโ€™t matter who suits up for the Honolulu Blue and Silver, even if one removes the stink that is the Matt Millen era of Detroit Lions โ€œfootballโ€, this is at best one incredibly average franchise that canโ€™t win a playoff gameโ€ฆ (and before one gets pedantic, yes I know they won โ€œAโ€ playoff game, itโ€™s the only one Iโ€™ve seen in 50 years of fandom of this garbage franchise).

1958 โ€œWe got that kid Karras out of Iowa, we should have a strong defense with him and Walker and Lary!!!โ€

1960โ€™s โ€œLem Barney and Charlie Sanders are among the best at their positions, and Altie Taylor has some running skills!โ€

1970โ€™s โ€œHey we have Bubba Baker AND Doug English, nothing gets past our front four!!!!โ€

1980โ€™s โ€œWe made the Playoffs for the first time since 70โ€™s, weโ€™re on the right track and Billy Sims will probably be in the Hall Of Fameโ€

1990โ€™s โ€œWe got BARRYโ€ฆโ€ (that generally ended conversations as we saw the ONE playoff win in almost 60 seasons)

2000โ€™s well the Millen eraโ€ฆeven diehards gave up here

2010โ€™s โ€œTron, Stafford, Suh!!!! This will be the team that goes to the Super Bowl!!!โ€

What happens? Every year, we buy into the craptastic show that the Detroit Lions are year after year after year.

This year itโ€™s my fault. I forgot the sage words of Dennis Green as the Chicago Bears were using smoke and mirrors on their way to the Super Bowl (where no Lion has gone) โ€œThey are who we thought they wereโ€ except instead of letting them back in the game I see they gave away the game in San Diego.

I know the same fans that give me grief about staying with Verlander will now blow their little minds that I have written off the Lions already,  but after years of seeing bone crushing mediocrity, I can predict with a fair amount of certainty, this team will finish 8-8 at the best. Gloat if Iโ€™m wrong or stay silent when Iโ€™m right, meh this team is as disappointing as the majority of its fans