In one of the biggest Detroit sports developments in recent memory, WWE superstar and Detroit native Danhausen has cursed all enemies of Detroit sports.
In an interview with Sports Illustrated, the “Very Nice, Very Evil” Danhausen confirmed the curse ahead of WrestleMania weekend in Las Vegas.
This is obviously massive, especially with the Pistons about to embark on what many hope is a long playoff run ending in their fourth NBA title. The Lions could also use some help lifting the curse, something Danhausen himself mentioned. Unfortunately, this came too late to save the Red Wings and their rough second half, but there is always next year.
All of this and it’ll only cost Detroit sports teams unlimited hotdogs for Danhausen. That’s quite a deal.