The best things about a rec sports league is the opportunity it presents itself for guys to just go out and have a good time. However it seems like this particular Cleveland teen had too much fun while participating in a U17/U18 co-ed soccer league because eating a banana on the field destroys any integrity co-ed soccer has. Not to mention natural light tank tops in any case should be the last straw.
As you can see this happened over a year ago so hopefully they were able to give birth to soccer balls in some other indoor league.