Four idiots and Jam cram into the tunnel to break down the latest Detroit City FC news, serving up takes hotter than Red’s eggnog. Happy Holidays, nerds.

Detroit City FC’s season ends with a loss to Pittsburgh, but the crew returns to debut the first-ever Alan Awards. Chaos, catharsis, and plenty of snark.

The crew is back in the tunnel this week reading listener emails from the 451 inbox, breaking down Detroit City FC’s takedown of Louisville City, reacting to North Carolina FC calling it quits, previewing Pittsburgh, and sorting through all the latest chaos surrounding U.S. Soccer.

The crew heads into the tunnel to tackle one of the scariest challenges of the year — a road playoff match in Louisville. They also break down the draw in Tampa, rate Isaiah LeFlore’s latest outing, and discuss key takeaways from the recent owners meeting.

The crew heads down to the tunnel to unpack Detroit City FC’s draw against Charleston and look ahead to a must-win trip to Tampa to face the Rowdies. But when DCFC rumors start swirling and the wine starts flowing, the conversation quickly goes off the rails.