PASL

To start this piece off, I’m going to note that while I watched Detroit City FC and Hartford Athletic this past Saturday, I was also slowly getting over a TMJ Headache (not fun y’all)....

The crew gathers to discuss the indoor season for the women's side coming to an end in the PASL national semis. They also discuss the men's side edging out the Michigan Stars in the U.S. Open Cup after Stevie picked the pocket of Justin Meram. Finally, the crew wraps up the show by previewing Saturday's matchup against the Oakland Roots.

Garret recaps Detroit City’s ladies' exit from the PASL National tournament against Snohomish Sky and previews what’s ahead for both the women and the men. Onward we all go.

Detroit City’s ladies began their PASL Nationals weekend with FOUR matches today from morning to night. Three of them were group stage matches and one quarterfinal due to their group stage performance. Garret breaks it all down and what’s ahead for the ladies tomorrow. Plus a note on what’s ahead for the lads on Tuesday. Onward.

The crew gathers in the tunnel again to discuss the missing scrubby-ass contributors, the shitshow known as the USL Power Rankings, discussing the men's side victory against North Carolina FC, the upcoming USOC match against Sharta, and the women's side heading into the PASL playoffs. Also, Red puts Denis in the waiting room for disrespecting his legacy as a 1998 Michigan All-State soccer player which you might have heard about.

Since the crew failed to provide a suitable synopsis for this episode, the ambition was lost to create something engaging. Anyways, we talked about a team in PASL changing their name or entire team altogether before playing Detroit City FC and the men's side remaining undefeated after another 2-1 win, this time against the Indy Eleven.

This week, the dedicated contingent of Channel 4:51 showed up to work to discuss Denis' debt with the Plummed Horse, the dedication of Detroit City FC supporters, City men humbling Loudoun, and the upcoming match against an undisciplined Indy 11 squad.

The crew gathers in the tunnel as Jaime aims to balance out the tyrannical rule of Denis at the helm last week. The fellas discuss the women's side falling at the hands of Cincinnati, the men's side bringing home three points from Colorado Springs, and upcoming matches for both sides this Saturday. Then the gang takes the time to send out thoughts and prayers to the MLS side, Chattanooga FC.

Detroit City FC suffered a brutal defeat in PASL action falling on the road to the Cincinnati Sirens 10-2 in PASL action. However, all was not lost for Le Rouge Saturday night as the men secured a 2-1 win out west against Colorado Springs in their 2024 USL Championship opener.

In this episode of Tunnel Talk, Dennis hosted, wore a shirt, and a tie, and ruled with an iron fist as he tried to solidify his reign on the throne of the Tunnel Talk Kingdom. Needless to say, shit got weird. Oh yeah, the lads also recapped the owner's meeting, discussed the Matt Lewis retirement and new broadcast deal for City then looked ahead to opening weekend when Detroit City FC takes on Colorado Springs.