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In this EMERGENCY PODCAST, the crew gathers in the tunnel's of Keyworth to discuss the huge announcement that Alan is starring in another beer commercial. Oh yeah, and Detroit City FC is moving to Corktown.

This week the crew gathered in the tunnel to recap the tired legs that prevailed in Saturday’s 1-1 draw to Phoenix while flipping more birds to Houston. Also this week, the women's side made their season debut with Flint City AFC suffering the wrath of DCFC's Lilly Jeakle.

Detroit City announced its plans this afternoon to build a soccer-specific stadium at the site of the old Southwest Detroit Hospital on Michigan Ave. and 20th Street. A site that is now owned by the club with a goal to be complete by the start of the 2027 season. Garret breaks down the news from both the club’s presser along with the article written by Crain’s Detroit.

Did something big happen the other night in Houston? This week, the crew gathers in the tunnel to lament Detroit City FC laying waste to another MLS club, this time the Houston Dynamo in the Open Cup. Then, Red turns in his key to the tunnel and says farewell to Channel 451...

Garrett reviews the unfortunate watch that was Detroit City FC’s loss at Highmark to the Pittsburgh Riverhounds before looking ahead to their next game against Loudoun.

The gang covers a lot of topics from Detroit City FC's win over Oakland Roots, to the rest of these scrubby-ass clubs in this scrubby-ass league. In other words, shitting on shit.

The crew gathers to discuss the indoor season for the women's side coming to an end in the PASL national semis. They also discuss the men's side edging out the Michigan Stars in the U.S. Open Cup after Stevie picked the pocket of Justin Meram. Finally, the crew wraps up the show by previewing Saturday's matchup against the Oakland Roots.

Garret recaps Detroit City’s ladies' exit from the PASL National tournament against Snohomish Sky and previews what’s ahead for both the women and the men. Onward we all go.

Detroit City’s ladies began their PASL Nationals weekend with FOUR matches today from morning to night. Three of them were group stage matches and one quarterfinal due to their group stage performance. Garret breaks it all down and what’s ahead for the ladies tomorrow. Plus a note on what’s ahead for the lads on Tuesday. Onward.

The crew gathers in the tunnel again to discuss the missing scrubby-ass contributors, the shitshow known as the USL Power Rankings, discussing the men's side victory against North Carolina FC, the upcoming USOC match against Sharta, and the women's side heading into the PASL playoffs. Also, Red puts Denis in the waiting room for disrespecting his legacy as a 1998 Michigan All-State soccer player which you might have heard about.