Cleveland Browns fans completed their “perfect” season today with their “perfect” season parade down the streets of the city. It was also everything you could imagine it would be complete with witty signs, creative floats and some of the most dejected fans making the absolute best of a shitty situation.
Not that I have a bunch of sympathy for the Browns faithful since I’m A. from Michigan and B. a Lions fans.
I can however appreciate the creativity. I cannot recall a Lions 0-16 parade down the streets of Detroit back in 2008.
Only 1 section of the muni lot is full of #Browns fans for today’s ‘Perfect Season’ parade, otherwise pretty empty pic.twitter.com/5ujEdHsTV1
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
Parade prep on Al Lerner Way outside @FEStadium pic.twitter.com/EKHF3vRhwS
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
Who ya gonna call? pic.twitter.com/Qvhh4IiWKs
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
So yeah, there’s a casket to memorialize #Browns 0-16 season too pic.twitter.com/ueuXWQmkBG
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
A teaser of a few unhappy fans outside @FEStadium for the ‘Perfect Season parade’ pic.twitter.com/AOL28AssDS
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
Found the famed Couch jersey that was retired (kidding not the real one) but the #Browns 28 QBs memorialized here today pic.twitter.com/SgWotKUCkw
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
Why? Guy in the house! pic.twitter.com/aE5mpLr0gm
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
Jimmy Haslam has worn out his welcome for a few fans & not getting a key to the city anytime soon #Browns pic.twitter.com/Or3O9Vcbdg
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
Raw video of the scene outside @FEStadium 5 mins from Browns ‘Perfect Season parade’ stepping off pic.twitter.com/bmlqhzXLmr
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
Parade underway pic.twitter.com/7sC7BsRknG
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
More raw parade video pic.twitter.com/vPwJnMIYNI
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
Parade has a marching band too pic.twitter.com/NsMYG8Kh3q
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
Local comedian @mikepolkjr leads chants during the ‘Perfect Season parade’ Saturday pic.twitter.com/wrLAmW1RAL
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
‘Perfect Season parade’ organizer @Reflog_18 “The next time we do this is going to be for a Super Bowl” pic.twitter.com/JdpfrVbQCy
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018