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Team USA will wear these monstrosities during the Opening Ceremonies in Sochi next month. But instead of being designed by your second grade teacher (note the awful button up sweater with horrible pattering… yeah cheesy teacher clothes) these come to you courtesy of Ralph Lauren.

Sweatpants, awful sweater, wool socks and more for a cool $2,218.

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