Today in North Korea, Dennis Rodman and a group of American basketball players played a North Korean team in honor of Kim Jong Un’s birthday despite the dictator being a psychopath who starves his own people and tortures them in modern day death camps. Lunatics however seem to band together as Rodman proceeded to sing the “Dear Leader” Happy Birthday.

Oh and by the way, according to CNN Rodman’s team full of NBA players “lost” to the North Korea team. Probably in fear they’d never leave Hell on Earth alive.